My Name is Beau, Funny story about how I got my name. It involves the first week of college, a small intoxicated ADD suffering asian, the britsh version of the office, and a lot of booze. Some say Im dashingly handsome, others think I look like the guy from superbad who gets period on his leg, fuck those people. Someone told me I was angry once, i think it was my mom, and I probably was angry at the time, so i cant really argue with that. I like british people theyre really cool, I saw this show called skins once and it convinced me that someday I would be british, I just havent figured out how. I have four goals in life, number one: to be on the real world, number two: to kick it with kelly osbourne and lindsay lohan in celebrity rehab, number three: to be a youtube star, and number four: to experiment with life, experience it, fuck shit up, enjoy it, and hopefully wake up someday when am 87 and be fully satisfied